Privacy Policy
How we handle your information.
In plain language, without the legal padding. If anything here is unclear, email us and ask — that’s a faster path to an answer than most privacy policies give you anyway.
What we collect
The only information this site collects is what you choose to give us through the contact form: your name, email address, business and trade (optional), and whatever you write in the message field.
We don’t use cookies, analytics, or advertising trackers on this site. There is nothing collecting information about you as you browse — the contact form is the only point where data is submitted, and only when you submit it yourself.
How we use it
Submitted information is used for one purpose: to read your inquiry and reply to you. We don’t use it for marketing lists, we don’t sell or rent it to anyone, and we don’t share it with advertisers.
Who sees it
When you submit the contact form, your message is delivered to us via Telegram Messenger’s Bot API, so that we see new inquiries immediately rather than checking an inbox. This means your submission passes through Telegram’s infrastructure as the delivery mechanism, in addition to landing with us directly.
Telegram acts as our messaging processor for this purpose only — we don’t use it to send you anything you haven’t asked for, and your submission isn’t visible to any other Telegram user. Telegram’s own privacy policy governs how it handles data in transit through its systems; you can read it at telegram.org/privacy.
Beyond that, we don’t share your information with any other third party.
Legal basis for processing
Where UK GDPR or EU GDPR applies to you, our legal basis for processing the information you submit is legitimate interest — specifically, responding to a business inquiry you initiated. Where this leads to a client engagement, further processing is based on the resulting contract.
How long we keep it
We keep contact-form submissions for as long as reasonably needed to respond to your inquiry and for a limited period afterward for our own records — in practice, no longer than 12 months, unless it leads to an ongoing client relationship, in which case normal business record-keeping applies.
Your rights
If UK GDPR, EU GDPR, or a similar data protection law applies to you, you have the right to ask us what information we hold about you, correct it, ask us to delete it, or object to how it’s used. To exercise any of these, email [email protected] — we’ll respond directly, without a ticketing system in the way.
If you’re not satisfied with our response, you have the right to lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority — for example, the ICO in the UK, or the Data Protection Commission in Ireland.
Children
This site is directed at business owners and operators, not children, and we don’t knowingly collect information from anyone under 16.
Changes to this policy
If how we handle data changes — for instance, if we add analytics or a cookie banner in the future — we’ll update this page accordingly. This policy was last updated alongside the rest of this site and reflects how it currently operates.
This policy is written to accurately describe how this specific site operates, in plain language rather than boilerplate. It isn’t a substitute for jurisdiction-specific legal advice — if you need a formal compliance review for your own business, a qualified professional in your region is the right person to ask.